How would you like your advice served…
Real, Dirty or Sacred?
Sometimes, you want to sort your thoughts with someone who speaks your language. Someone with zero desire to fit into a "nice zen box" that acts appropriately. Nor would ever expect that of you.
Real.Dirty.Sacred. is your neutral, kind, straight-up friend that has your back. Where there are no manners required. And shaming is never, ever an option. This is a judgment-free zone.
Is this just about love? Nope, it is not.
You can discuss the color options for your new curtains if you want. Whatever you are troubled by, torn up over, or can't make a decision about is on the table.
Here are some common scenarios...
When Advice is the Remedy
You wore out your welcome on a particular subject with a friend(s) and want to sort it all out.You want to discuss something but don't want to ask any friends who know "the characters" in your story.You don't want to download your entire backstory; you want to get in and out on an issue.You don't want to risk offending someone with bad behavior or language.You want something commitment-free. You don't want to sign up for an extended package or program.You thought you met the one, but they went MIA. You're not heartbroken, but you're confused.Someone you love is doing something you think will mess up their life, and you want to intervene.You want to know if you should stay in your current relationship or leave. You've overthought it all and have no idea what to do anymore.You just want some damn good advice that isn't judgmental or shaming.
It’s the perfect mash-up of transformational coaching, girls night out, and an oracle reading all in one.
The Advice Sessions
The RDS Signature Advice
This isn’t your average vent session. It’s straight up, with no judgment and zero BS. Whether you’re stuck in the endless loop of “Should I stay or go?” or need clarity on what to do next, this session is your safe space to hash things out.
This call is best at home with tea in a relaxing and private setting but can be utilized anywhere with cell reception. The goal is to feel free to be yourself and completely safe.
Perfect For:
Figuring out what you really want.
Getting to process your situation without feeling pressure to figure things out before you’re ready. It is your timeline and your journey, we are here to support you.
You need a supportive ear that also lovingly reflects your truth to you so you can best hear your desires.
Venting about your ex (or your boss, or anyone else driving you crazy) and not wanting to discuss them with anyone you know.
Why Deep Dive With Us?
Because life’s too short to settle for unrelenting heartbreak, hazy boundaries, or half-assed advice.
The Real.Dirty.Sacred. sessions help you cut through the chaos, calm all that excessive overthinking, and help you step into your most authentic, unapologetic self. Whether you’re untangling from a breakup, struggling to find the path that lights you up, or need someone to deliver the gold in a truthful yet loving manner (it’s a tightrope)… you’re in the right place.
We are here for you.
No Shame Policy
The most important principle at Real.Dirty.Sacred. is nonjudgmental acceptance. There is no rule book, timeline, or system to follow. The end goal is finding and honoring your truth, which can take as long as it takes. No one but you knows what feels right in your soul, and we honor your journey. Besides, haven't some of our greatest lessons come in the most unexpected ways?
So wear glitter, master yoga, drink coffee, smoke, live in an ashram, sleep with your meditation teacher or become a nun—it's all good. Spirituality is a journey; only you can decide if you're on it. At Real.Dirty.Sacred. we love the good, the bad, and the shadow— we know it brings the light.
You can do one session or twenty. You are not required to do a package and will never be talked into more. You are free to come and go as you desire.
Contact us
If you have questions about booking please fill out the form below, and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you for reaching out.
The Real.Dirty.Sacred. team